Paul has been a deadbeat for:
How can you help? Shame him. Ask him "Have you paid Whitey his money?" when you see him. Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, connect with him on LinkedIn, Tweet him on Twitter, or print out his Wanted poster and blanket the town. You can also show your support with a Deadbeat Special t-shirt purchase at the Deadbeat Boutique! Wear your heart on your sleeve and Paul's poster on your chest. All proceeds go to Whitey.
Paul didn't even pay the lousy eleven bucks it takes to maintain his own web domain name.
"You heard what he said, Paul, pay the man!"