Paul Singman is a Deadbeat
Refuses to Pay Fifteen Year-Old Debt
Paul Singman is a deadbeat who has owed Whitey Chapin $4,500 (plus interest) for over fifteen years. Despite promises to pay him back, all he has done is lie, bounce checks and sic lawyers on those who have exposed his dishonesty.
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Paul has been a deadbeat for:
How can you help? Shame him. Ask him "Have you paid Whitey his money?" when you see him. Send an email to email@example.com, connect with him on LinkedIn, Tweet him on Twitter, or print out his Wanted poster and blanket the town. You can also show your support with a Deadbeat Special t-shirt purchase at the Deadbeat Boutique! Wear your heart on your sleeve and Paul's poster on your chest. All proceeds go to Whitey.
Paul didn't even pay the lousy eleven bucks it takes to maintain his own web domain name.
"You heard what he said, Paul, pay the man!"
Since we're figuring 5% interest compounded annually, Paul now owes Whitey:
Click the clue to see whose financial future is in
Red Beets and Deadbeats.
Two Dead Beatles and a Deadbeat.
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